匹诺曹：我可能多多少少、不太确定、无法否认、不能拒绝……
白马王子：你，你不能说谎！史莱克在哪儿？
3、Donkey: [seeing Shrek naked in the bed] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably…
驴子（驴子和穿靴子的猫互换了身体）：（经典台词）我竟然进入了这个我一直看不上的伙伴的身体里！
Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
2、Donkey: [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick!
驴子（看到史莱克一丝不挂地躺在床上）：啊，你知道吗？你真的'需要给自己穿上一条宽大的睡裤！
Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!
匹诺曹：呃，好吧，我不知道他不在哪里。
4、Puss in Boots: [after Shrek throws Donkey out the door] Some people just don't understand boundaries.
1、Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?
白马王子：你不知道史莱克在哪里？
Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!
白马王子：这么说来，你知道他在哪儿了！
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: On the contrary,
史莱克：驴子……
白马王子：闭嘴！
匹诺曹：知道或不知道他可能不应该在哪里，也就是我确实不知道他不在哪里！
驴子：我感到无所遁形，极度肮脏！
匹诺曹：正好相反。
Shrek: Donkey...
Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?
穿靴子的猫（史莱克将驴子扔出了窗户）：有些人就是不知道什么叫做适可而止。
Prince Charming: Stop It!
